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j.a.f.e.

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Joke Thread
« on: July 16, 2018, 09:50:13 PM »
Every forum needs a joke thread.

I took up painting but for some reason no one seems to think I'm taking it seriously.


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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2018, 08:39:53 PM »
I took up painting too! I should get the siding done this weekend, but it will be a few weeks before I get all of the trim done. ;D
Terry

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DeadNutz

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2018, 09:26:44 PM »
That model has too many clothes on. I'd love to show you a portrait we have hanging in the house but forum rules prohibit that.

Carpenter84

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2018, 10:16:31 PM »
Do they....? Do they??!

No, really... Do they?
Shawn

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GNAP

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2018, 09:08:05 AM »
She is having a hard time with her car
jack

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2018, 09:16:29 AM »
Pull the bra and let them droop to the knees and maybe that'll give her room to maneuver under the car!  ;D ;)
Ken

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2018, 09:16:56 AM »
I tried to buy socks just like these for my wife
jack

dlane

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2018, 09:35:28 AM »
She must be related to this gal,
Derrick

Carpenter84

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2018, 11:29:29 AM »
I tried to buy socks just like these for my wife

Jesus... She needs to eat a sandwich!

Also, who puts a rug in front of the fridge??
Shawn

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Enterprise 10x28 lathe,
Ko Lee 6x12 surface grinder,
D. McKenzie 15" metal shaper,
Airco dip/stick 160 welder,

4GSR

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2018, 11:32:08 AM »
She must be related to this gal,

Somewhere, I have these same pictures, but topless. :) :) ;D
Ken

dlane

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2018, 05:02:41 PM »
Ok
Derrick

j.a.f.e.

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #11 on: August 09, 2018, 05:10:21 PM »
A church service is going on and all of a sudden it starts thundering and the church starts to rock and vibrate and and smoke and the smell of brimstone fills the chapel. The doors blow off the hinges and satan starts walking down the isle with thundering footsteps. The parishioners all scatter except for one old fellow that just sits there. satan continues down the isle and stops where the old guy is sitting and says "don't you know who I am?" Old guy says "yep I sure do". satan says "and your not afraid of me?" Old guys says "nope, I've been married to your sister for 40 years."

dlane

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2018, 01:29:55 AM »
My Ridgid cordless drill must be broke it wonít drill with this drill
Derrick

pep

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #13 on: August 10, 2018, 07:20:19 AM »
Thought I'd put up a couple of pictures of my vacation ....

The after math, interior color changed, dark stain too white, all trim, windows, stairs, doors and jams a good time was had by all ............ ;D ;D


Terry, something to look forward too , don't-cha know ....
 LOL
Pep

I took up painting too! I should get the siding done this weekend, but it will be a few weeks before I get all of the trim done. ;D
« Last Edit: August 10, 2018, 07:26:27 AM by pep »

Carpenter84

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #14 on: August 14, 2018, 06:15:28 AM »
Holy moly, thatís a lotta painters tape...
lol, I canít remember the last time I used tape. However, I tend to insist my coworker tapes when he paints... 🙄
Shawn

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Enterprise 10x28 lathe,
Ko Lee 6x12 surface grinder,
D. McKenzie 15" metal shaper,
Airco dip/stick 160 welder,