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savarin

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #105 on: September 04, 2020, 06:00:55 AM »
some words so the image will post
« Last Edit: September 09, 2020, 02:34:03 AM by savarin »

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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #106 on: September 05, 2020, 07:03:17 AM »
Well, as they say, truth is stranger than fiction!

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PJB

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #107 on: September 08, 2020, 05:17:50 PM »
Who’s gonna be first in line for the rona vaccine??
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #108 on: September 08, 2020, 05:43:47 PM »
SOB!!!  That gave me the hibijibis.  Yeiks!!!  Sure don't want that nurse giving me any shots, vaccine or else!!!!
Ken

savarin

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #109 on: September 15, 2020, 06:28:07 AM »
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savarin

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #110 on: September 15, 2020, 06:32:09 AM »
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PJB

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #111 on: September 15, 2020, 12:00:30 PM »
SOB!!!  That gave me the hibijibis.  Yeiks!!!  Sure don't want that nurse giving me any shots, vaccine or else!!!!
Too busy focusing on the victim but is it just me or are they sitting in some kind of a motor scooter store?????   Weird. 
1991 Bridgeport Series I 2J-VS  9"x48"
1979 Clausing Colchester Bantam Mk2 11"x30"
1972 Harig Super 612
2015 Tormach PCNC-1100 Mill

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PJB

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #112 on: September 15, 2020, 12:02:02 PM »
1991 Bridgeport Series I 2J-VS  9"x48"
1979 Clausing Colchester Bantam Mk2 11"x30"
1972 Harig Super 612
2015 Tormach PCNC-1100 Mill

"I wants what you gots!"

Carpenter84

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #113 on: September 15, 2020, 12:41:35 PM »
SOB!!!  That gave me the hibijibis.  Yeiks!!!  Sure don't want that nurse giving me any shots, vaccine or else!!!!
Too busy focusing on the victim but is it just me or are they sitting in some kind of a motor scooter store?????   Weird. 

Oh man, there's so much more going on in that scene... What's up with the lady on crutches falling over in the background?
And as the husband of a medical professional I can ASSURE you that is not how shots are administered! Lol 
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Bill Gruby

Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #114 on: September 15, 2020, 03:02:28 PM »
 Evidently you have never been in the Service.  LOL  The lady falling is easy to figure out, she was next in line.  LOL

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« Last Edit: September 15, 2020, 04:47:31 PM by Bill Gruby »
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #115 on: September 15, 2020, 05:43:15 PM »
No wait till they use the gun on you to give shots.  and the person holding it is shaking.   You watch the guys in front of you with blood on thier arm and trying to stop it with a bunch of bandages.   You want to turn and runnnnnn.    Now I would gladly take the needle.   
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Re: Joke Thread
« Reply #116 on: September 15, 2020, 07:46:39 PM »
No wait till they use the gun on you to give shots.  and the person holding it is shaking.   You watch the guys in front of you with blood on thier arm and trying to stop it with a bunch of bandages.   You want to turn and runnnnnn.    Now I would gladly take the needle.   
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