Author Topic: Need A Joke thread here it is  (Read 7180 times)

Bill Gruby

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #75 on: March 01, 2020, 07:16:55 AM »
 It takes time  sometimes. LOL Tell it again.

 "Billy G"
Don't sweat getting old, you'll still do dumb shit, just slower.

An Optimist will tell you the glass is half full, the pessimist half empty, the engineer will say the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

savarin

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #76 on: March 29, 2020, 10:26:10 PM »
that exercise looks reasonable to me.
« Last Edit: March 29, 2020, 10:28:40 PM by savarin »

Bill Gruby

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #77 on: March 31, 2020, 08:56:07 AM »
Two older women were sitting on the porch of the old folks home having a cigarette when it started to rain.
One put her cigarette out while the other took out a condom and placed it over the cigarette and continued to smoke.
What's that the other replied?
It's a condom You've heard of them.
Yes, but that was long ago, where do you get them.
At the corner drug store the other said.
As soon as the rain stopped, the other ran to the drug store and up to the counter.
The druggest said, may I be of service.
Out of breath the lady said, I'd like to buy some condoms.
After the druggest regained his composure he ask her What texture and what size she wanted.
She quickly replied, texture is not important but it has to fit a Camel.
The druggest quickly FAINTED.

  "Billy G"
« Last Edit: March 31, 2020, 08:58:25 AM by Bill Gruby »
Don't sweat getting old, you'll still do dumb shit, just slower.

An Optimist will tell you the glass is half full, the pessimist half empty, the engineer will say the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

woodchucker

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #78 on: March 31, 2020, 10:26:12 AM »
Two older women were sitting on the porch of the old folks home having a cigarette when it started to rain.
One put her cigarette out while the other took out a condom and placed it over the cigarette and continued to smoke.
What's that the other replied?
It's a condom You've heard of them.
Yes, but that was long ago, where do you get them.
At the corner drug store the other said.
As soon as the rain stopped, the other ran to the drug store and up to the counter.
The druggest said, may I be of service.
Out of breath the lady said, I'd like to buy some condoms.
After the druggest regained his composure he ask her What texture and what size she wanted.
She quickly replied, texture is not important but it has to fit a Camel.
The druggest quickly FAINTED.

  "Billy G"


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