Author Topic: Need A Joke thread here it is  (Read 3982 times)

pep

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #45 on: February 21, 2019, 07:34:18 AM »
Duh !!

dlane

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #46 on: February 21, 2019, 05:45:53 PM »
Hi guys itís been a while
Derrick

chips and more

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #47 on: February 21, 2019, 05:55:34 PM »
Thanks for the laughs! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

woodchucker

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« Reply #48 on: February 21, 2019, 08:24:30 PM »
yes to the first, but hell no to the second pic.
We need someone who is not as childish, and vindictive. I can't stand hearing the 5th grade speeches the POTUS gives. When I am lied to I like it to be more eloquent. :P
Jeff
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savarin

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #49 on: February 22, 2019, 06:32:41 PM »
Just think, if elections actually worked they would be outlawed.

chips and more

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« Reply #50 on: March 04, 2019, 08:25:12 AM »

Bill Gruby

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #51 on: March 04, 2019, 10:28:27 AM »
 That one is well put. I watched that show one time and left with a sour taste in my mouth.

 "Billy G"

groundhog

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« Reply #52 on: March 05, 2019, 12:57:04 PM »
Tool grinder
« Last Edit: March 05, 2019, 01:01:18 PM by groundhog »

pep

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« Reply #53 on: March 05, 2019, 02:55:00 PM »
She speaks well

4GSR

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #54 on: March 05, 2019, 05:27:36 PM »
Last pic reminds me of the teeth of a donkey! :o
Ken

Bill Gruby

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #55 on: March 05, 2019, 05:40:57 PM »
 And she's not even a "Blonde"

 "Billy  G"

 

dlane

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #56 on: March 13, 2019, 11:39:05 AM »
Hell of a bartender though
« Last Edit: March 13, 2019, 11:41:07 AM by dlane »
Derrick

Bill Gruby

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #57 on: March 16, 2019, 10:44:24 AM »
 Let's see if I can remember this one----

 Three Blondes died in a car wreck. They all went to heaven and were met by St. Peter. He told them they had to tell him what Easter represented before he let them in.

 The first Blond said it was a holiday where a big feast of turkey was served.

 St. Peter said noooo and banished her to Hell.

 The second Blond said it was a holiday where gifts were exchanged.

 St. Peter said noooo and banished her to Hell.

 The third Blonde said I know and St. Peter said so tell me.

 It's a holiday that coincides with the Jewish Festival of Passover. Jesus was having a Passover meal with his Disciples when Judas betrayed him. Jesus was arrested by the Romans and hung on a cross where he eventually died. He was then placed in a tomb and a large bolder put in front of it.

 Wow said St. Peter, very good and the Blonde continued---

 Now every year at Easter the Jewish people push the stone away and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow he will go back inside and there will be six more weeks of Basketball.

 St. Peter fainted.


 "Billy G"
« Last Edit: March 16, 2019, 05:22:38 PM by Bill Gruby »

Bill Gruby

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #58 on: March 16, 2019, 05:37:52 PM »
 Let's see how long this one stays?  LOL

 THE DOG FOOD DIET

 A man was in the check out line at the market. He had a 50 lb. bag of dog food over his shoulder. A little old lady tugged at his shirt till he turned around. He said how can I help you. She replied you must have a real big dog. With that he said nope, no dog. This is for me.

 The lady gasped and said  you're kidding. Nope he said, my doctor said if I eat a bowl of this every day I will live a long life.

 She said, did it ever make you ill?

 Yup, just once. It put me in the hospital.

 What happened, stomach trouble or the like"

 Nope, I had just finished eating and was out for a walk. I was sitting in the road  by the curbside licking myself when a car ran over me.


 "Billy G"

Ulma Doctor

Re: Need A Joke thread here it is
« Reply #59 on: March 17, 2019, 09:55:06 PM »
What do you call a deer with no eyes???
No-ideer

what do you call the same animal 15 minutes later???
Still No-ideer
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